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Q: Mr. Lawrence, why do you suck so bad?


A: Well I'll tell you (Insert your name), it's not as easy as it looks. There are many banquets to attend and serial numbers to memorize.  And then there's the occasional court ruled gong repair. Which I really don't like doing: you have to hammer out the little mallet dents in the metal which takes hours and you're ears never seem to stop ringing. But hey if you want to suck as bad as I do, you have to virtually get up every morning at 2:36am, 'Cause that's when I start my day. That's how I roll when my limbs are retracted.  In fact that's the only way I can roll-otherwise I'm breaking limbs.